Ralph Friedgen Has Been a Bad Boy

September 29th, 2009 04:37 pm by Michael Katz

Ralph Friedgen looked up to the sky and rolled his eyes. “I’m wondering what I did wrong,” he said simultaneously to reporters and some higher power.

The Terrapin football team has only caused three turnovers in four games. Fridge was bemoaning what he perceived to be a lack of good fortune. Is this the lord’s punishment?

Suppose, as Fridge concluded, that he hasn’t been a good boy. What does this mean for Terps fans? Well, a new offensive line may not be arriving for Christmas. Otherwise, I have no idea.

Michael Katz is a staff writer and internet expert for The Diamondback. He can be reached at mkatzdbk@gmail.com.

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